Well if you're too scared to wear one of the hyperlocal ones you can cheat and get a Lincoln Park one.I'd get out of the way if I saw someone wearing a Buena Park one. Those Buena Parkers are bad. I recall the Kenmore Boys/Almighty Gaylord white street gangs dominating the corners there into the eighties. Then there's that stupidly named Adidas Boy gang at Cuyler and Broadway. Unfortunately, Lakewood/Balmoral is too long a name and it won't fit on one of those shirts. Those people are INSANE.Then there's the Beacon Bandits(Largely Aging Nimbys) who love parking and hate condos--well unless they live in one.Straight Outta Beacon Ave!