Monday, July 22, 2019

Straight Outta Wardrobe

A reader writes in to say:

"I saw one of these the other day so I decided to look around. They're on Amazon. You can order them at this link."


"Apparently they sell them for any hood or suburb you type in."

So get down with your bad selves, Buena Parkers (and others). Just type what you're looking for in the search bar at the top of the page on Amazon.

1 comment:

  1. Well if you're too scared to wear one of the hyperlocal ones you can cheat and get a Lincoln Park one.

    I'd get out of the way if I saw someone wearing a Buena Park one. Those Buena Parkers are bad.

    I recall the Kenmore Boys/Almighty Gaylord white street gangs dominating the corners there into the eighties. Then there's that stupidly named Adidas Boy gang at Cuyler and Broadway.

    Unfortunately, Lakewood/Balmoral is too long a name and it won't fit on one of those shirts. Those people are INSANE.

    Then there's the Beacon Bandits(Largely Aging Nimbys) who love parking and hate condos--well unless they live in one.

    Straight Outta Beacon Ave!