Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Uptown Man Breaks Into Sox GM's Home

By Mark Konkol, Sun-Times
On Monday night, White Sox General Manager Kenny Williams returned home to his luxurious downtown Chicago townhouse to find the place a mess.

Williams quickly sent text messages to his children, asking if they had made a surprise visit. “No.” “No.” “No,” each of them replied.

Williams, who was with his father, took a closer look around and discovered:

Someone had been lying in his bed.

Someone had been drinking his beer and eating his pizza, too.

Someone had defrosted his lobster ... and the oven was still hot.

Williams called the cops. Continue Reading
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2 comments:

  1. IrishPirateNovember 22, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    What the newspaper didn't say is that Williams found a version of this playing on his home entertainment system when he walked in the door.

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  2. Starck MadNovember 22, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    I had seen this earlier on the news, but just saw "Uptown Shelter Man arrested in break in" on the 10 o'clock news.....

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