Thursday, April 12, 2012

A Chance Encounter...

Photo courtesy
Ah, nothing says romance like Megadeth, black pentagram gauges, and an empty bathroom stall.

From the Sun-Times:
If you’re the guy with the red mohawk and “viper piercings” who attended the recent Megadeth/Motorhead concert at the Aragon Ballroom, there’s a woman with blue hair and black biker boots who has something for you: A Baby.

At least that’s the woman’s claim in a recent anonymous posting on Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” section. In the post, which has since been removed from the website, the woman says she’s trying to track down the man who fathered her unborn child in a bathroom at the Aragon.
Recognize the description? Read the entire article here. And let us know if we need to break out the cigars, you dog, you.


  1. I never saw IP as a thrash metal fan.

  2. The show was a month ago,so thats bullshit!!lies lies lies lies lies

  3. HEY,

    you all need to stop pointing at me.

    I haven't been in the Aragon in years.(big lie) If that kid's head were any bigger it would look like one of my baby pics. Shit......

  4. Yo,

    you're correct. I'm not a Thrash Metal fan. However, and there is always a however, I'm a fan of cheap and tawdry bathroom sex.

    Ben Franklin said "beer is proof that God exists and that he loves us".

    Well Viagra and Cialis are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  5. ... I'm still scratching my head over how you, and a willing(?!) participant got into the stall with enough room to ...

    okok .. that just made me a little nauseous.