A reader sends in this account of their run-in with several of Uptown's spelling-challenged vandals in the 4600 block of Magnolia:
The Clam Chouder (sp) gang struck a dumpster in my alley just moments ago. There were 3 16-17 year old black males. One guy was doing the door, one guy was doing the dumpster, and the third guy was the lookout. When they noticed that someone was watching, they said "Oh Sh*t!" and ran southbound towards Wilson. I think you reported the same graffiti a few months ago. We called 311 to report, but they refused to do anything about it since the owner of the building hasn't complained."