Monday, July 12, 2010

Let Me Tell You All The Story Of A Man Named Jed

A reader writes:

"Attached is a photo of water coming up through the street surface at 4809 N Broadway. Spoke to a police officer as they drove by, and they said I needed to call 311. A report was made to 311 at 7:04pm."

Let's hope this gets fixed in time for the Windy City Ribfest later this week.  Nothing like a water main break to spoil the festivities.

7 comments:

  1. Best UU post title EVER! I see a future contest.

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  2. No, "What a Tangled Web We Weave" is the best. At least I think so.

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  3. I think there should be a contest for potential UU post titles.

    1. FrankenShiller driven from office by crowd carrying torches and pitchforks.

    2. IrishPirate ID'd! Found to be an acne faced 13 year old with a mountain of porn and UFO magazines.

    3. Daley Rants about Uptown Update:
    Damn you all to hell!

    4. Feds Raid City,Aldermanic and Developer offices over Wilson Yard TIF. UFO magazines found.

    5. Blago praises Shiller on tape.

    6. Meghan Fox, movie star, gets arrested for affair with local zit faced 13 year old.

    7. Zit faced 13 year old sells his story to People Magazine and Fox News.

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  4. Let me tell you all the story of a Man named Jed - A poor crack head nearly kept his habit fed - then one day he was shootin' at some food - up from the ground came some bums and some booze.

    whisky that is...
    brown gold...
    uptown's tea...

    hangin' out on broadway and pissin' on the block - one street over, they be buyin' up some rock

    ......

    i can go on for days, but i'll stop now before I get a beat down.

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  5. What's a CSR# ?



    8. Moosh arrested for copyright infringement. No Longer Loose.

    9. ...

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