This is a doctored video. You can see his upper body, with the same shadow in the same place, moving in the same way over & over again, but the bottom half (legs) staying, with no movement.
"You can see his upper body, with the same shadow in the same place, moving in the same way over & over again, but the bottom half (legs) staying, with no movement."
TOC, I'm not completely familiar with all the fundamentals of "gentlemen's time", but isn't what you decribe, kind of, the point?
You can also see his left leg bent, as in caught in the middle of bending to walk, in the same 'bend' the whole time. If that is not doctored, then the Olympics will be a money-maker.
I'm not exactly sure how you wag the dog, but it generally involves stiff legs and the same movement over and over again.
And honestly, if you were going to doctor video, why would waste your time doctoring up a video of man having some "personal" time. Why not doctor of a video showing something that the police might actually care about?
I dunno...I think a mere mention of what the camera caught might have been enough or a screen capture. You do remember we have younger folks who tune into this website on occasion for school projects etc. Does anybody really need to see the guy masturbating?
Windy City - the leg stops perfectly as if the film was stopped slightly bent when taking a step, then begins again. It is obvious this thing was doctored. The bottom half does not move at all, & it looks like the area directly above the buttocks is moving in a way that is laughable & the line just above the buttocks appears as a line in which the upper body disappears behind when it moves. This is someone moving the film up & down. If this is real, then Michael Jackson is alive. Whoever doctored this did it for laughs (& not very good ones), not to get police attention.
Okay, I am laughing at the people who have decided that the video was doctored. Do they even know what is going on in their own neighborhood? "Oh sure, they'll shoot people over drugs but there is no way on God's Green Earth that any of those people would MASTURBATE in public!"
Just go stand at the corner of Broadway and Clifton, if you miss some dude jerking-off you will witness some other strange activities performed by Helen's Voters.
I know the people posting these videos and I've been watching the funny scenes from that camera for years, believe me, they don't need to doctor anything. Sheesh.
Just go stand at the corner of Broadway and Clifton, if you miss some dude jerking-off you will witness some other strange activities performed by Helen's Voters.
I wonder if the "majority" of Helen's voters know that she tolerates this kind of behavior? Would other aldermen allow poorly managed shelters in their wards?
Even if the video was faked, someone peeing in front of a families and kids shelter is any better than someone playing Whack-a-Mole there? It's acceptable for people to whip out their private parts on Uptown's streets if they're ~~just~~ peeing? The guy's exposing himself. That he's doing it in front of a shelter that has kids in it makes it worse. That's not what I want happening in my neighborhood, especially right in front of where kids live.
I'm not saying it's okay to 'pee' in public. My building at 4520 N Clarendon has had so many walk by urinators that they painted the sides of the building yellow. A person without proper upbringing will piss wherever the urge hits. BUT.. having witnessed people pissing just about everywhere in Uptown, a masturbater is a new one for me.
I believe he's a member of graffiti blasters. Sperm is known to be an effective spray paint cleaner.
ReplyDeleteWTF ?????
ReplyDeleteThis is a doctored video. You can see his upper body, with the same shadow in the same place, moving in the same way over & over again, but the bottom half (legs) staying, with no movement.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who his favorite Little Rascal was... Alfalfa or SPANKY???
ReplyDeleteNot doctored at all trust me. It's real
ReplyDeleteIf we have all these videos about illicit behavior on Clifton, why can't the police stop it?
ReplyDelete"You can see his upper body, with the same shadow in the same place, moving in the same way over & over again, but the bottom half (legs) staying, with no movement."
ReplyDeleteTOC, I'm not completely familiar with all the fundamentals of "gentlemen's time", but isn't what you decribe, kind of, the point?
You can also see his left leg bent, as in caught in the middle of bending to walk, in the same 'bend' the whole time. If that is not doctored, then the Olympics will be a money-maker.
ReplyDeleteTOC,
ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly sure how you wag the dog, but it generally involves stiff legs and the same movement over and over again.
And honestly, if you were going to doctor video, why would waste your time doctoring up a video of man having some "personal" time. Why not doctor of a video showing something that the police might actually care about?
I think a new tune is in order.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not explicit, I deem it appropriate. Everyone who's ever had a little bit of fun in public, raise your hand! *Hihihi*
ReplyDeleteI knowwwww I'm not the only one (on account of my skills also drift over into voyeurism.)
It looks more like the guy was taking a wiz and the film was doctored.
ReplyDeleteI dunno...I think a mere mention of what the camera caught might have been enough or a screen capture. You do remember we have younger folks who tune into this website on occasion for school projects etc. Does anybody really need to see the guy masturbating?
ReplyDeleteWindy City - the leg stops perfectly as if the film was stopped slightly bent when taking a step, then begins again. It is obvious this thing was doctored. The bottom half does not move at all, & it looks like the area directly above the buttocks is moving in a way that is laughable & the line just above the buttocks appears as a line in which the upper body disappears behind when it moves. This is someone moving the film up & down. If this is real, then Michael Jackson is alive. Whoever doctored this did it for laughs (& not very good ones), not to get police attention.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping that the director of this short film also took the time to place the corresponding 911 call?
ReplyDeleteIf a tree falls in the woods........
What a strange video. I thought it was kind of creepy....
ReplyDeleteOkay, I am laughing at the people who have decided that the video was doctored. Do they even know what is going on in their own neighborhood? "Oh sure, they'll shoot people over drugs but there is no way on God's Green Earth that any of those people would MASTURBATE in public!"
ReplyDeleteJust go stand at the corner of Broadway and Clifton, if you miss some dude jerking-off you will witness some other strange activities performed by Helen's Voters.
I know the people posting these videos and I've been watching the funny scenes from that camera for years, believe me, they don't need to doctor anything. Sheesh.
Just go stand at the corner of Broadway and Clifton, if you miss some dude jerking-off you will witness some other strange activities performed by Helen's Voters.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise known as "the majority."
I wonder if the "majority" of Helen's voters know that she tolerates this kind of behavior? Would other aldermen allow poorly managed shelters in their wards?
ReplyDeleteEven if the video was faked, someone peeing in front of a families and kids shelter is any better than someone playing Whack-a-Mole there?
ReplyDeleteIt's acceptable for people to whip out their private parts on Uptown's streets if they're ~~just~~ peeing?
The guy's exposing himself. That he's doing it in front of a shelter that has kids in it makes it worse. That's not what I want happening in my neighborhood, especially right in front of where kids live.
I'm not saying it's okay to 'pee' in public. My building at 4520 N Clarendon has had so many walk by urinators that they painted the sides of the building yellow. A person without proper upbringing will piss wherever the urge hits. BUT.. having witnessed people pissing just about everywhere in Uptown, a masturbater is a new one for me.
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