News-Star hasn't had a chance to ask yet, but we're sure it will be all right if we run the occasional contest inviting readers to identify a location somewhere in Newsstarland.
We'll rustle up some kind of prize, maybe one of the plastic cups or bubbles that we've been giving away at block club parties this summer; or a free, three-month trial subscription to News-Star that's on the back of News-Star's business card.
Whoever the lucky winner is, perhaps you'll settle for this simply being one of the most memorable moments of your life, like when Aunt Bee took flying lessons on the Andy Griffith Show.
Send your guesses to email@example.com. (Hint: Tweet, tweet.)