"Join us at Crew on Election Night, this Tuesday, November 8th! We’ll be featuring the entire night of local and national results across 24 HDTVs with sound! Our three featured Election Cocktails will be:
- The Golden Toupee: Disguised like the perfect gentleman drink but leaves you feeling weird about yourself afterwards.
- Don’t Hit Send: Complexly built, calculated particularly, and executed with precision.
- The Third Party: A flavor profile which will cause you to declare this the newest, best drink ever. But you'll still keep drinking your light beer and vodka sodas."