Friday, October 31, 2008

To Our Readers

Don't end up like these guys... celebrate safely!

11 comments:

  1. It could also be:

    1. The front of the Wilson Men's Hotel.

    2. The Sunnyside Mall on a hot summer night.

    3. Under the el tracks near Montrose

    4. The alley next to the Aragon on the afternoon before a heavy metal rock show.

    5. Outside of Carol's Pub early in the morning on January 1.

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  2. 6. anywhere in Wrigleville during a Cubs game...

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  3. It is not my house.

    When I drink to much and feel the need to retch I pray to the porcelain God in my luxurious bathroom.

    I taped a photo of Sarah Palin inside my toilet for target practice.

    After Tuesday I will have to take it out.

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  4. Love the IceHouse cans. That makes it truly Uptown.

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  5. Come on Pirate..we all know that is your house..not one girl pumpkin in the whole picture.

    I like the Palin Idea though, reminds of my Barack urinal cake.

    Did someone say cake?

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  6. Excellent work. haha.

    PS: I'm stealing this photo, but editing it for credit.

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  7. Chipppppo,

    I counter your BarackourinalCake with my Confederate Flag toilet paper and Palin baby butt diaper wipes.

    Also it can't be my place. I have a strategically placed Pirate Flat to go along with my "Night of the Living Palin" theme music and adult McCainiac diapers. The diapers are flying from my porch on fishing line.

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  8. Good one Pirate!

    I was scared you were going all Chevy Chase on us and your comedy was getting stale. Way to prove me wrong. Funny.

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  9. This is what Irish Pirate sports on Halloween.

    (The dude rents it to him for real cheap.)

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  10. is that an effin giant craig?

    wow.."thats a huge bi#%h!"

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